Quoting Literature

[Nerico]

I'm not sure about anyone else, but I personally can't finish a book without repeatedly reading out snippets to anyone unlucky enough to be my vicinity. I spout more words than a fountain does water, or a patient bile. It's a surprise that my surroundings can take it without virtually imploding, to be honest. So, naturally, I reach the point where my friends here - also known as you - shall have to suffer my quoting wrath. If anyone else struggles with this problem, I empathise. Unleash your funnies, witties, and long, drawn-out quotations here, and spare the ears of innocent passers by. Sincerely:

¤ Nerico

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Here I shall start with a clip from one of my favourite books; The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchet. I hope you liked my intro, I won't act so solemn now

…
Miss Tick sniffed.
"You could say this advice is priceless," she said, "Are you listening?"
"Yes," said Tiffany.
"Good. Now... if you trust in yourself..."
"Yes?"
"...and believe in your dreams..."
"Yes?"
"...and follow your star..." Miss Tick went on.
"Yes?"
"...you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lasy. Goodbye."
…

I just find that funny. Imagine the beginning said in a slow, wise, mystierious voice, then changing to a brisk, matter-of-fact one at the end.

[Randen]

xD niceee. I most certainly will add some of my personal favorites as soon as I get motivated to type more than I have right now. ^^

[Nerico]

Cool. It's great to see you back, Randen.

[Laika]

""I can't summon any more gas!" Leo warned. Then his face turned red. "Wow, that came out wrong. I mean the burning kind."" - Leo - Percy Jackson series.

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